so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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