5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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