whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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