How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Randomize
