like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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