i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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