if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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