Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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