yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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