it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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