The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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