My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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