no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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