I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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