Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Acid is not a monday night drug
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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