I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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