the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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