ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
did i walk over a car last night?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
