he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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