Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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