found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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