Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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