I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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