I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
So squirting runs in the family.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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