Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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