Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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