my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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