That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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