Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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