Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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