whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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