I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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