After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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