I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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