Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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