We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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