i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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