sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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