I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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