the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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