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Thanks?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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Oh Jesus.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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