No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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