Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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