I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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