I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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