dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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