Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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