what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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