Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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