I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
