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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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