my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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