real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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