My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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