what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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