Where did you get a picture of my penis
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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