Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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